Writing and Art by Don Jolly
I have ambitions. I want to write one of the Great Works; the century works. Something that lasts, like Paradise Lost, or Don Quixote or Blondie by Lester Bangs. What you are now reading is not my ambition. This is a shitpost on the internet about video games journalism. Which begs the question: how, exactly,…
Orenthal James Simpson, celebrated football player and star of stage and screen died of prostate cancer this week at the age of seventy-six.
It was early afternoon and her sweater was the same color as her skin. I don’t remember what we talked about. I don’t remember most of her.
CO-AUTHORED BY: DON & KOBOLD Andy woke late. It was around ten a.m. when he emerged from the shower and brushed his teeth in the usual fashion: fifty strokes for his lower jaw, fifty for the upper and a final fifty for the the frontal bones which speech most frequently revealed. He removed the platinum…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sexy Sleepy Drinking Blood, the first Don Jolly dot com zine, will be available for pickup at the Cherry Blossom Pop Up show on March 22nd, 2024. The exhibition, a collaboration between the Watergate Hotel and the Victor Gallery, will host a number of international artists including painter Matthew H. James, who will be distributing a very limited number of zines. The preview begins at noon, with the opening at 4pm. To RSVP, contact the Victor Gallery: info@victorgallery.com
The TSA man is looking serious. “Sir, we’ve detected some trouble spots. We’re going to have to pat you down.” He points to a screen beside the body scanner, displaying a little cartoon of the human body. Red exclamations points are clustered around its dick and ass. This representation, I know, is tied to my dick — my ass. I agree with the machine. They’re trouble.
Sexy Sleepy Drinking Blood, the first zine collecting writing and art from donjolly.com, is now available at selected bookstores in Brooklyn, New York.
I’ve been going to shows again. The question is “why” and the answer, carved to its essentials, is “why not.” I like it. Don’t bother me. Anyway, here’s the shows I’ve seen since New Years. Kay Flay and the Urban Heat I rang in the New Year at the Empire Control Room with this one….