Orenthal James Simpson, celebrated football player and star of stage and screen died of prostate cancer this week at the age of seventy-six.
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Bit By Kobold
With Apologies to Charles Addams
Spigot’s Executive Internet Summary
Here at Spigot’s we recognize that the time of the world’s top decision makers is a precious commodity. We also recognize that the internet is seen by every person, every day. The world’s power elite cannot afford to ignore the vital happenings that occur online. Nor can they devote the necessary time to follow online…
The First Letterboxd Review of Frazzledrip
https://letterboxd.com/blob_dylan/film/frazzledrip/ “Dr. Jolly,” I hear you ask, “this movie does not exist. How, then, can you hope to review it?” My answer must begin by addressing the nature of existence as it applies to films. Film, as we know, is an illusion. It is series of still photographs replayed in sequence and with sufficient speed…
The Littlest Sicko
He has a famous name, though I will not provide it. I will say only that it does not appear in the recently unredacted Epstein trial documents. It’s impossible for him to avoid the news, running in his circles. The headlines are full of Clinton, Trump and Dershowitz, and perhaps they will be full of…
An Interview with Damon Munkus, Originator of the Snoozecore Aesthetic
There is a problem with the table. I have been sitting outside at Bar Pitti, in the Village, for twenty-five minutes, politely telling the waiters that I’m waiting on someone as they refill my water. The situation is becoming increasingly strained. The crowds on sixth avenue are almost back to where they were before the…
The B.I.T.C.H. System
If you’re reading this then I know a few things about you. First off, you’re a man — or some cunt looking for ammunition. Second, if you are a man, you’re a “man” in fucking quotation marks because only someone with the heart of a bitch would read a goddamn BOOK about being unable to…
i ain’t gonna post on kiwi farms no more
i ain’t gonna post on kiwi farms no moreno, I ain’t gonna post on kiwi farms no morewell I stay up until sunrisereading threads on CWCi’ve got a sonichu amiiboand it’s staring’ right at meit’s a shame the way theylet him out of jaili ain’t gonna post on kiwi farms no more i ain’t gonna…
Alain Leroy On Susanna Gibson’s Butthole
Why am I watching this? I do not live in Virginia. I have never in my life been interested in the politics of its house of delegates. And yet, the story is right there. They are shoving it in my face. In seconds, I am watching the videos. They are videos of a woman and…